PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
