I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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