wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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