We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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