Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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