Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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