im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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