singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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