woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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