He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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