Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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