No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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