I think i peed on brittanys purse
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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