I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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