you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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