He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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