that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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