we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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