Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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