I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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