wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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