yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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