GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
