Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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