I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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