I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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