I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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