im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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