$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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