Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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