Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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