The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
