apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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