Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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