i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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