one might say we're banned from that church
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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