: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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