I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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