dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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