Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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