So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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