i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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