That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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