is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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