They should really pass out barf bags in church
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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