pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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