wat bout pragnant strippers??
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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