Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Kiss
Puke
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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