that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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