It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am spending my child support on dildos
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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