I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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