Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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