yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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