I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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