her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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